Smoke Of The Week: Melissa, From Scranton
Back in my college days, believe it or not, I used to LIVE in the gym. I also took a half cycle of Dbol (humble brag) and back then, I could probably hang with Melissa in the gym.
Now that I’m old, skinny and quite hairy, I totally can’t hang with our girl Melissa.
She’s an absolute SAVAGE when it comes to the gym game. We need more chicks like Melissa. Do you have to LIVE in the gym like Melissa? No. But use Melissa as a source of motivation to get fit and stay fit. As a matter of fact, I think I’m going to renew my gym membership as we speak and get back into the gym. I’ll probably forget to do that come tomorrow, but hey, you gotta stay positive, right?
If you are looking for a personal trainer, hit her up. If you’re a dude who’s out of shape and you want to feel bad about yourself, hit her up too!
Lets start the show.
You know what time it is. Time to rate Melissa.
(If you rate her anything under an 8, just make sure you don’t run into her.)