Should Tiger Woods Retire From Golf And Just Start Doing Porn Now That His Monster Dick Pic Leaked?

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via TMZ:

The website Celeb Jihad posted graphic selfies of various naked stars, including Tiger, Lindsey VonnMiley CyrusKristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell.

We’ve learned Woods has already unleashed attorney Michael Holtz, who’s threatening to sue the website if it doesn’t remove the Woods photo STAT.

Sources tell TMZ … it wasn’t Tiger’s phone that was hacked, it was Vonn’s. We’re told Tiger had sent Vonn the naked pic while they were dating. 

McPhee has also lawyered up and fired off a similar threatening letter. We’re guessing the rest of the stars will follow suit. 

There are huge stakes for whoever hacked the pics — the guy responsible for “The Fappening” was sentenced to 18 months in federal prison. 

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So unless you live inside a cardboard box, you’ve already seen the leaked nudes of both Lindsey Vonn and Tiger Woods, or at least heard about the news.

(If you live in a cardboard box and just came out of it, CLICK HERE to check out the NSFW leaked nudes)

So all day at work, people were giving me shit for looking and showing off Tiger’s cock picture. Shaming me because I’m a grown man going nuts over someone elses dick. Saying shit like “You’re a gayball for showing me this.” or “You’re a gayball for looking at Tiger’s dick“. Listen, I’m totally straight, people. I know who I am. I know what I’m not.  I’m comfortable with my own sexuality and I have nothing but love for the gays. They’re people too. I also know a good looking dick when I see one.

But hear me out guys, I’m sorry, but if a national treasure/celebrity like Tiger Woods has a dick pic floating around the internet, YOU’RE the gayball for NOT looking. Doesn’t make me gay one bit for looking at his dick. It’s just skin, man. And in Tiger’s case, it’s a WHOOOOOLE LOT of skin.

That thing he’s got for a penis is nothing short of a fucking sledgehammer. Like porn star status dick and I don’t even think that shit was half way errect. Like not even 10 percent hard. Just your average run of the mill fluffy chill dick, which makes me wonder….

Should Tiger Woods just give up playing golf professionally and just go pro in the porn game? We all know his past with women. The dude lives to lay the pipe. And now that we’ve all seen the actual pipe, imagine how much money Tiger could make laying the wood on camera? Even if he was to just drop ONE feature film, I’m pretty sure some company (probably Vivid) would pay him a trillion dollars to shoot and release the film under their name.

Like lets face it…Tiger STINKS at golf now. His career playing in tournaments is OVER. He’s just too old and his back will never get any better when he’s carrying around a 10 pound sledgehammer cock like that.

The amount of money Tiger could be making porn is endless. For example, if Brazzers scooped him up and payed him the money, they could make this thing a pay-per-view and charge 200 dollars and I’d still buy that shit if I couldn’t find a bootleg. You’d buy it, you’re dad would buy it and I’m sure you’re mom would purchase that shit too. Who doesn’t wanna see Tiger fuck? I can’t think of one person who wouldn’t want too. Facts on top of facts.

PS- Alot of people are claiming that Lindsey Vonn’s thangthang is beat up…That’s not her faut, that’s Tiger’s fault. He did that. I’m sure It’s back to shape now that they are broken up.

Posted on August 22, 2017, in CELEB-BUZZ, NSFW, Sports. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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