Sumo Wrestler Gets Knocked The Fuck Out And Can’t Get Back Up
Even though i think the KO was accidental, I think it’s obvious that sum0 wrestling would be much more exciting if this is how fights worked. No more pushing each other around till one of the wreslters stumble out of the circle. From now on, we’re implementing the idea of having to knock your opponent’s block off to the point where he looks like he’s battling a hangover after drinking an entire handle of vodka straight to the face on a Saturday night:
That shit would be lit. That’s how you put asses in the seats.