Take A Look At Nintendo’s New “Switch” Console And Prepare To Get A Boner

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Being in my late 20’s, I clearly don’t have enough time in the day to be the gamer that I used to be. Sometimes I forget I that I have an Xbox One. I’ve only got one game (GTAV) and I’ve probably only played it 25 times since purchasing it.

That being said, I NEED this new Nintendo switch just as much as I need air to breathe.

Going on a roadtrip? Bring the switch.

Hooping with the boys? Bring the switch.

Throwing a house party? Bring the switch.

Going to a party? Bring the switch.

Wanna get laid at the airport?

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Bring the switch.

Can’t wait to purchase it, gift wrap it, put it under a Christmas tree and open it up for myself like an absolute savage, just like this kid did:

 

Posted on October 21, 2016, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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