Jared Allen Just Retired From The NFL Via Twitter And Literally Rides Off Into The Sunset

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Jared Allen, everybody. One of the best white boys to ever play the game just hopping on his horse, saying goodbye and riding off into the sunset (minus the sunset).

Surely he’ll end up in the H.O.F someday. Truly one of the best linebackers of our generation. I’ll remember him mostly for his badass mullet and this sack dance…

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And that time he almost murdered Donald Penn…

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Trolling Dez Bryant…

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And this viscous┬ásafety…

LOLZ

Posted on February 18, 2016, in NFL, Sports, VIDEOS. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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