Two Chicks Wanted For Sexual Abuse After Twerking On Random Dude At Gas Station
TSG – Have you seen this twerker (or her equally scantily-clad cohort)? Police in Washington, D.C. today released the above store surveillance video in an attempt to get the public’s help in identifying two suspects in a third-degree sexual abuse case. According to cops, the women were videotaped accosting a male customer around 4 PM on Wednesday, October 7. One woman can be seen attempting to “twerk” upon the victim, while the other suspect repeatedly grabs at the man’s crotch and attempts to kiss him. The “persons of interest” are each dressed in the kind of revealing outfits that would not be out of place at a strip club. Anyone with details about the suspects is asked to call police at (202) 727-9099. Information leading to the arrest and conviction of the duo could result in a reward from Crime Solvers of Washington, DC.
Easily the funniest news story of the day. I can’t honestly believe it’s real news. Just some guy minding his own business at the local gas station when all of a sudden two chicks dressed for the strip club randomly shake their asses and grab a handful of a dick in the middle of the daytime. Now they’re wanted for sexual assault in the Washington D.C area. Can’t make this stuff up.
On a side note, it’s pretty funny that they’re really calling this guy a victim. Like if any random chick wants to twerk on me while I was for gas at the Turkey Hill, the by all means. But I guess if this was the other way around and it was two dudes started rubbing their junk and grabbing a random woman’s vagina, there would be a government funded manhunt similar to the Eric Frein’s, so I guess this is a pretty good thing.