LOCAL NEWS: Taylor Swift And Tim Witherspoon Kicking It With Some Of Old Forge’s Finest
No big deal.
Oh you know, just your average day in Old Forge. We got Russell Rinaldi crushing the elliptical machine with one of Boxing’s greats while Jade and Mattia hug it out with T-Swift. If I was Jade or Mattia, I probably wouldn’t shower for a month straight. Just soak up the scent of T-Swift until it fades away. So jealous.
Not a terrible day to be from Old Forge.