BREAKING NEWS: Nickelodeon Is Dropping An ‘All 90’s Cartoon Channel’ Called “The Splat”
E – Nickelodeon is taking #TBT to the extreme: Thanks to teasing messages from a mysterious Twitter account(formerly for TeenNick’s “The ’90s Are All That” programming block), the Internet is abuzz with rumors that the preferred home of after-school programming for every kid who came of age in the ’90s is bringing back your favorite shows on a brand-new network called The Splat. But the question remains: What’s it all for? Nickelodeon won’t confirm anything, but speculation online is leaning toward a whole new channel—though an expanded programming block or a streaming web portal are both equally likely options.
ANNNNNNNNND I’M HARD!!!!
Is this real life? Is this really going down?! The best Nickelodeon cartoons from the 90’s? I don’t think I’ve EVER been excited for a TV show to debut and I think I just Gak’d in my pants after watching that teaser trailer. Like just imagine coming home from the bar on a Tuesday night and popping on some Hey Arnold. Or maybe some Salute Your Shorts. Maybe some Hey, DUDE! There’s a pretty good chance I might catch my house on fire burning a few frozen pizzas in the oven while I completely forget about it while my drunk eyes are glued to the TV. This is literally the best news of the day for anyone who is in their mid 20’s or early 30’s. Life is good. #TheSplatIsComing
PS- Me right now…