Watching Dez Bryant Hop Around On A Broken Foot Cursing And Celebrating Was One Hell Of A Ride (NSFW Language)

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WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT!? HEY!!!

Listen, I hate watching the Cowboys win, but I could get used to it if Dez does this kind of shit after every W. I watched that on loop at least 20 times in a row before it hit me that I should be blogging the shit. Everything about what we just seen was electric. We got Dez Bryant all banged up jumping around on a broken foot high-fiving the coaching staff for a week 1 win….. Eli and Tom Caughlin pretty much handed that game over because the two of them are retarded (no offense), and we have Dez going H.A.M like they just won the Lombardi Trophy. Probably broke 6 more bones in process too. Just shows you what kind of Circus it is in Texas. A circus I will buy a ticket to every time though. Can’t get enough of it.

PS-  The part at the end where he pretty much high-fived himself and started limping back into the locker room had me dying. Literally spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking one.

Posted on September 14, 2015, in NFL, Sports, VIDEOS. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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