Try Not To Smash Your Screen When You Look At Andrew McCutchen’s MLB Pay Stub
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Like did anyone else have a hard time even reading that? Like is that a real person’s pay stub? That looks like a pay stub with cheat codes. Jesus Christ. I woke up today feeling pretty good being that I didn’t go out last night and I don’t have a hangover, but after looking at McCutchen’s pay stub, I just threw up everywhere and smashed my cell phone into a million pieces. Should of just went out.