[VIDEO] I’m Convinced This Guy Fucks Sharks
Kind of like the dog whisperer, but with sharks. Sharks he has sex with.
Seriously. You watched the video right? This guys fucks sharks. Just the way they couldn’t leave each other. Kind of like when you fight with your girl and walk out the door but keep forgetting shit so you can keep fighting. I’ve never seen anything like it. Never seen someone so passionate over a species of animals that are known to fucking eat people. While most people swim to safety when spotting a shark, this guy is rolling around in the deep sea making out with these cold-hearted killers. Like there’s no doubt about it, once the camera stopped rolling, this guy unzipped his scuba zipper and penetrated that shark. Easily one of the most bizarro videos I’ve ever seen on the internet.