[CELEB-BUZZ] Eminem Is Finally Aging, So Let’s Bring Out The “Drugs Ruined Eminem’s Looks” Headlines!
Sure, lets match up a picture of 42 year-old Marshall Mathers next to a picture of Marshall 20 years ago! DRUGS I TELL YA! DRUGS!! LOTS AND LOTS OF DRUGS!!!
Give me a fucking break. Eminem is 42 years-old. Of course he’s going to start growing wrinkles here and there, he’s fucking 40! Not to mention that’s a High-Resolution camera that took that photo of Em. Sure, we all know about Em’s past with pills, but did I mention he’s FORTY-TWO YEARS OLD!! Holy fuck. Websites will do anything for page views.
MAIL ONLINE REPORTER: “Hey guys, Eminem is back in the news again because he’s releasing a new double disk album soon. He’s just accepted an award at the 2014 Innovator Awards. He had two wrinkles. I think we should write a story about how drugs ruined his face. Brilliant!”
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