USA! USA! USA! Team USA Will Get Ten Years Of FREE Brazzers Porn If They Win Gold

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Forget money incentives, free HD Brazzers porn for ten years is priceless.  USA! USA! USA!

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TMZ – As if the men’s USA Men’s hockey team wasn’t under enough pressure … now a major porn company is making things worse — by offering them 10 YEARS of free porn if they win gold…. and not just any porn, HD PORN!!! TMZ Sports has learned … Brazzers says each player on the squad will get a month-long membership to the hardcore porn site if they beat Canada today … and if they win the gold-medal game — they’ll get a full 10-year smut pass! That’s a whooooole lotta smut. Don’t screw it up Oshie.

 

I had a members pass for a few months to Brazzers.com. Best 6 months of my life. I could only imagine what it would be like if I had a free pass for 10 years. Talk about a happy penis. I love the PR job by Brazzers, but talk about added pressure. Knowing that your penis could potentially have ten years of THE best free HD porn on the internet would make me a little shaky out there. It would take a while to get the pre-game jitters out of my system. I wouldn’t wanna let down my country, and I sure as hell would certainly not wanna let down my penis.

 

Posted on February 21, 2014, in NEWS. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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